That's what niggaz do

Alka-Seltzer

Will History Blame Me Or The Bees?

This is a bit longer than most, but I promise it is worth every second.

We're Just Talking About Ants Here, Right?

Role Model

Slow Down Tito, Damn!

Maybe this isn't Grandma.

the the impotence of proofreading

parenting 101

Go fuck yourself, Charles Barkley.

Keeping Your Refrigerator Stocked Will Get You Many Women

If you need more, I'd also recommend "Ballin' at McDonald's," where Mr. Chi City orders everything off the dollar menu and becomes a "Dollar Menu Millionaire," and "Lazy Sunday," where our hero discusses internet porn, ice cream sam'iches, and satin sheets.

SMDM Vs. Bigfoot (aka Sasquatch)

Funny how, like I amuse you?

Enjoy AIDS.

Farfour & Assud

Cool

Excuse me. I have to go. Somewhere there is fried chicken happening.

Duke Mitchell

Tower of Evil AKA Horror of Snape Island AKA Horror on Snape Island AKA Tower of the Living Corpses AKA Because the Phoenician God Continues to Kill?