THAT IS ALL BEARD HAIR!

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Smokin' Hot Chicks

Why do you want to kill me?

EGG

Good Day, Mr. Kubrick

In 1994, The World Is Controlled By One Power...

What Acts of Sadism Will Be Performed With This Electric Knife?

I'm a Man

Blues dog.

Hard-hitting questions have hard-hitting answers.

Oh man, oh god, oh man, oh god, oh man, oh god, oh man, oh god!

My wife, my daughter, my family.

Pon de Floor.

Two heads are better than one?

So, hip hop is dead...

Well I'm sure this isn't a repost

Penis Power

Errr, uhhh, BREAKING NEWS.

The Incredible Hulk

Gds

Do Not Give The Chimps Cigarettes

Cat on drugs

Monkey on Crack

Whoops

Classic

Mandom

I AM PEACEMAN - my weapon: ROCKTRONICA

Let's Fossilize 'em!

Trapped in a Nightmare, Wrapped Up in a Movie...

It's not hard enough, being a Jew?

Drinkenstein

Promise her anything, but give her...

Wassup youtubers...

Britt Prentice

Hey, pervert! That's somebody's daughter! Somebody's whore daughter!

Any resemblance between father and son is purely racist

Guitar Sorbo

Nobody Can Beat The Moves Of...

That's great, Bill. I appreciate your concern.

1 Thru 10

"It works everytime."

From wikipedia.org:
"He is also well-known for his appearance in advertisements for Colt 45, a low-cost brand of malt liquor, for which he received much criticism. Williams responded indifferently to the criticism of his appearances in the liquor commercials. When questioned about his appearances he was quoted as saying, 'I drink, you drink. Hell, if marijuana was legal, I'd appear in a commercial for it.'"

#800. POST MORE FUCK ASSES.

Chainsaw fight! Cocaine everywhere!

and mom said not to play with your food.

Poor guy breaks his neck, gets upstaged anyway by half-conscious cat pianist.

Cute animals

Improv Everywhere

YOU GODDAMN FUCKIN BITCH

who?

Will You Be Here Tomorrow?

Mine's Bone White.

Spying on Paranoid Schizophrenics

Man, this is gonna tick off the devil.

And you got yer ninjee chop.

Let the cat outta the bag.

Crazy bear attacks women!!!

I Wanna Fuck You

City Of Crime

Take a shot every time he tries to cry.

This Guy Is Dead

Imma Go Get The Camera....

Now You Get Some

Bonjour Jeans

Great Loaf

Fireproof

Cookie Monster Metal

Kittens, inspired by Kittens!

No, kiddo. THIS is real life.

A Tall Frosty Absurd Glass Of...

Shopping Penguin - Party Mix Fun Time

Now even if you lose in the game, you can still be a winner in life.

Academy Award Winner Robin Williams in...

why is this happening to me?!

csi sucks

That's what niggaz do

Alka-Seltzer

Will History Blame Me Or The Bees?

This is a bit longer than most, but I promise it is worth every second.

We're Just Talking About Ants Here, Right?

Role Model

Slow Down Tito, Damn!

Maybe this isn't Grandma.

the the impotence of proofreading

parenting 101

Go fuck yourself, Charles Barkley.

Keeping Your Refrigerator Stocked Will Get You Many Women

If you need more, I'd also recommend "Ballin' at McDonald's," where Mr. Chi City orders everything off the dollar menu and becomes a "Dollar Menu Millionaire," and "Lazy Sunday," where our hero discusses internet porn, ice cream sam'iches, and satin sheets.

SMDM Vs. Bigfoot (aka Sasquatch)

Funny how, like I amuse you?

Enjoy AIDS.

Farfour & Assud

Cool

Excuse me. I have to go. Somewhere there is fried chicken happening.

Duke Mitchell

Tower of Evil AKA Horror of Snape Island AKA Horror on Snape Island AKA Tower of the Living Corpses AKA Because the Phoenician God Continues to Kill?